thank u, next

thank u, next

Before you get all excited and think this post is a love/hate letter to all my exes, let me set one thing straight: I’ve already wasted my precious time on these idiots; I’m sure as…

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It’s Not Easy Being Green

It’s Not Easy Being Green

Kermit always sings about how it’s not easy being green. I think I finally understand why! While it’s easy for us to drink green tea whenever we’d like, it’s hard for green tea to do…

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Lean Back, Lean Back

Lean Back, Lean Back

Bonjour, mes chéries! I’m back from the Dominican Republic shore and darker than I have ever been in my life. Lesson learned: make sure you and your friends do not all accidentally fall asleep in the sun…

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